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Steven253 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 699 Age : 30 Location : New Jersey Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:58 pm | |
| One day on Halloween, I decided to fruck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"Well uh would you fruck a mudki-"
"OF COURSE.
"Well I happen to have a Mudkips here, and-"
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I calmly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened. Not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds, there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh...... what the hell?!
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES! YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.
I asked an officer later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So, My friends, I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
Last edited by Steven253 on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:30 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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Pyren Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 388 Age : 30 Location : New York Queens Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:05 am | |
| Note : These are actions that did happen in real life. Everything I said before IS A LIE.
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AEX90 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 584 Age : 33 Location : Florida Award : Registration date : 2008-06-25
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:06 am | |
| That was so fucking funny that my beer shot out of my nose! Seriously dude I thought this was hilarious!
Is this where the whole So i herd u leik mudkipz thing came from? Is this like a made-up story that someone made and is catching on? | |
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Pyren Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 388 Age : 30 Location : New York Queens Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:07 am | |
| Yup. The mudkip thing was invented by /b/, a random forum on the website 4chan. | |
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Steven253 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 699 Age : 30 Location : New Jersey Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:08 am | |
| - Pyren wrote:
- Note : This is a copy paste. These actions never took place in Steven's life. Just wanted to point that out before anything
I wasn't gonna say that it was real..... Anyway, It's Funny as hell right?!?!
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Jon.777 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 368 Age : 30 Location : VEGAS! [for real] Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:08 am | |
| i wanna fruck a mudkip!!!!!!!!!!! theyre sexy beasts! | |
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AEX90 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 584 Age : 33 Location : Florida Award : Registration date : 2008-06-25
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:16 am | |
| Yea they are! He bit the girl. Thats great. Can you imagine some cosplayer with his pants down in the middle of a crowded are fucking a pokemon doll? Thats awesome! | |
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Pyren Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 388 Age : 30 Location : New York Queens Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:18 am | |
| I would so record and post that on Youtube. | |
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Steven253 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 699 Age : 30 Location : New Jersey Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:18 am | |
| LMAO! I don't blame the guy for walking away... I wouldn't have expected that outcome either.... and if it started I REALLY wouldn't wanna be involved.... | |
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Pyren Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 388 Age : 30 Location : New York Queens Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:19 am | |
| But, don't you liek mudkipzz? | |
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Steven253 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 699 Age : 30 Location : New Jersey Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:20 am | |
| I'd be IN the Crowd, just not Fucking the Mudkip... I'd be just like evryone else, exept I'd be recording. | |
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Pyren Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 388 Age : 30 Location : New York Queens Registration date : 2008-07-16
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:22 am | |
| It is decided, this topic is now a : | |
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| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:09 am | |
| yeah i agree with that
i liek mudkips....just not THAT much |
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Steven253 Your Post crazy
Number of posts : 699 Age : 30 Location : New Jersey Award : Registration date : 2008-06-26
| Subject: Re: So i herd u liek mudkipz? Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:31 pm | |
| is there Nothing else to say about teh Mudkippz? | |
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